This is dumb and kinda wrong but I wanted to share it. This was a status message on a friend's Facebook page.
Dear God, this past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. My favorite musician, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mayes. I just wanted you to know that my favorite president is Obama...Amen.
Like I said...bad comedy, wrong but kinda funny.
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That reminds me of something I heard from Carol Burnett. She used to open it up to questions from the audience at her shows and one night someone asked her, "If you could be one person for a day and do anything you wanted, then go back to being yourself, who would you be and what would you do?" Carol Burnett thought for just a split-second and answered, "I'd be Osama Bin Laden ... and I'd kill myself."
Again, kinda wrong, but kinda funny.
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