A Very Runkel Christmas

Twas Christmas Morn' at da Runkel House

 

The presents were piled,

and placed all about.

Even a stocking for Chloe, filled with doggy treats tasting like trout. (Haha!)

 Daddy's ornament of the political year,

 and Mommy's delivery that will soon be here.

 (Caption: Jessica 2012 For thinking you were getting a boy.)

 A credit to Christian's hard work and learning,

 and Ellie's costume she was desperately yearning.

 

 An Xbox game of Wipeout for Dad,

 the gun from Great-Gma Thompson didn't make this boy sad.

 A gag gift marshmellow bow made this Daddy smile,

 while Christian finally saw his overflowed stocking pile.

 From a jacket like Vader,

 and shows I'll watch later,

 with sword and gun,

 even Chloe had fun.

Nearing the end, she sticks out her end,

for a twin set,

 and lip gloss that won't blend.

 Captain America, from Santa he asked,

 when Daddy got his AK-47 lighter and having a blast.

 I got a watch ring,

 and Daddy a real crossbow,

 then we came home from Gma Runkel's with a lot in tow.

Home we went for some lunch and some treats,

using funny straws to drink just couldn't be beat.

Till next year, I say, here's my last rhyme-

I love you all dearly, Goodbye, 'til next time!